Today Is a Slurpee Kind of Day!

C: Can you just make me some instructions so I can make a steam engine?  I'll get you some paper!

Me: ... and soon, it will be your birthday!
C: And I be able to jump REALLY high into the bright, blue sky!

C: Where did that noise come from?
Me: It sounds like our neighbor is using a saw.
C: No, it's a Slurpee machine!  Can we have Slurpees?