Dad: What was your favorite part of the day?
C: Everything!
C: Mom, do you want to come play outside with me?
Me: Yep!
C: But first, we have to put on sun-scream!
C: Mom, why are the babies here and here? (pointing at my chest ~ roffle!)
C: We have to go to my swim lessons outside! (spray park)
C: Do they have quiet potties in the woods?
Me: Really quiet ones. There aren't any potties in the woods.
