C: Hey guys, I just know everything!
While riding his bike ~
C: Are you proud of me?
Me: I'm always proud of you!
C: What's the herb garden?
Me: Remember the planter boxes outside that you helped me plant?
C: Yeah! Let's keep them.
C: How old do I have to be to be a mommy?
Me: Please wait at least until you're 18. And you get to be a daddy!
