Campingisms

C: I'm very sorry, but we should've put sunscreen on the strawberries.
Me: They just need some water.
C: Yeah, because they're drowning!

On not wanting to eat certain vegetables on his pizza ~
C: You never know when you'll need a spare vegetable! 

C: This cracker looks like Idaho!

Camping with Dad, C somehow scoots out of his sleeping bag ~
C: *sob*
Dad: What's wrong, buddy?
C: You need to give me back my sleeping bag!
Dad: I didn't take it! But here, let me help.

C: My tummy says it's full.
Me: Okay.  Do you think it's going to want any dessert?
C: I suppose.

Camping with Sarah & Co ~
C: Why can I eat huckleberries but not puckleberries?

C: I like it when I bleed, because then I get a bandaid!

C: Do you know why I was cold last night? It was because the TV showed a cloud over the sun. On the third day, the TV showed a thunderstorm, so we'll need to keep shoveling wood onto the fire in the dumping water.

Colton Rawks a Hawk

Morning mohawk?

C: If you didn't wear underwear or pants, you would get sunburned on your bottom!

C: Uhm, excuse me guys, could you stop talking? I need to talk to Dad!  Dad, I want to have the first Dutch baby! 

C: I have room in my tummy for Dutch babies and raisins!  (yogurt covered raisins)

Uhhh...

C: This is undone from the hookers!
Before you worry, he was talking about his wooden train.

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Me: How's your burrito, buddy?
C: Not good.
Me: What would make it better?
C: Butter!
EWWWW!

C: The ferret smells like Percy.
Me: It does?
C: Yeah, and you smell like Percy. Let me smell you! *sniff* You smell like you!
Well, that's a relief!

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C: Mom, I am going to ride the Ferris wheel with Sarah and Jordan. And you can see the museum from there!
The all-important Imagine Children's Museum.