On Tropical Storm Isaac ~
C: See? That means it's gonna be windy in Washington!
Me: No, buddy, remember how we looked on the map and saw how far away Florida is?
C: Yeah, but it might be just a little windy here.
Me: We don't get hurricanes on this side of the States.
C: IT'S NOT FAIR!
C: IT'S NOT FAIR!! Why do you always want it fair?
C: I like doing boring stuff with you, because it's boring.
C: Look, it's a hand. But now my hand is kind of markery.
C: We kind of have a guest for lunch.
Me: Not today, bud, we're leaving.
C: IT'S NOT FAIR!
Me: I don't know him, his mommy, or his daddy and can't just take him from the park.
C: I could ask his name?
Me: You could, but he still can't come with us to lunch. Maybe the next time we pack lunch and have it at the park.
C: I don't want to go hiking on Lord Hill. I am going to the Ice Caves. Make sense?
