Colton on Mothers

Colton on advertising ~
C: And I really want one!  So I don't keep my room messy, because I'm getting really tired of cleaning it myself.  You can even order one now.

C: That show is really annoying me!
Me: You're not even watching it.
*door slam*

C: And apparently, I'm too hot to be a Jedi right now.

Me: Did you really put all your laundry away?  

C: Yes.

Me: You didn't just hide it in your dirty clothes laundry again?

C: OH MOM !!  I'm getting really tired of doing my laundry myself!

White Horses

C: Mom, I'm scared of the white horses.
Me: The white horses?
C: Yeah, I just saw them.
Me: Where?
C: Right there.
Me:  Huh? Ooooh, wipers. Got it.

C: Mom, I missed you really, very much.
Aww!

C: Mom, what do I 'mell?  Do you 'mell a 'mell?
('mell=smell ~ those S sounds are tough)