Colton Is Ready to Exercise

Colton comes in from eating a fudgesicle on the porch...
with peas and blueberries in his hands.  Uh, yum?

8:30am ~
C: But it’s too early for me to be awake!
Dad: Do you want to go back to bed?
C: Yeah.
Dad: Ok, buddy. (leaves the room & takes 2 steps down the stairs)
C: OK, I’m done now!

Bridger: You're a party pooper!
C: No, I'm the pride of the party!

C: I wish that I could play basket-hoop-ball, just like my sticker!

Colton takes exercising as seriously as Mama does, obv!

C: I wish this day would never come for one-zero-nine days.

C: How do you make this water into milk?  You put this bubble into the water to make the "meh" (m) and then you put in this water with the bubbles in to make the "eh" sound.  And then the bubbles have to go to the bottom, and then you have to melt it.  How do we melt bubbles?  See?  And that's how we make m-eh-elk!

Me: Let's read Horton.  We haven't read this story in a long time.
C: Yeah, but it's kinda expensive!

Foiled by Trains

Me: Your trains will be sad if you throw them.
C: Look, they are still smiling. They are not sad!

Darn Thomas trains!  Always smiling...

My Back Hurts

Text from Dad: Colton has a thinking in his back right now. And a feeling.