Colton on This & That

C: ... and here's its shooters!
Me: I don't like shooters.
C: But it's just pretend.  They aren't real.
Me: Yes, they are and that's why I don't like them.
C: But Mom.  If you don't like spiders, you can get a shovel and take down their web.
Me: Mmkay.

C: I'm glad that house is for sale!  Then we can take all-ALL of our stuff and move it next door!
Me: I don't think we can downsize to a one-bedroom, bud.

C: It's okay if you a little bit-sometimes-accidentally call me banana.

C has folded all the blankets ~
Me: Do you want to fold the big green one?
C: No, because it's too big and I'd have to flap it.

C: It's King 5 news time! It's King 5 news time!  What channel is King 5 news? Hurry, Mom! What channel?

C: When I am king, I'm gonna declare that every day be donut day!

C: Grandma Lori? How come you planned so much time at the beach if you knew I was going to get so wet?

Model building with Mateo

Colton Stays Home

C: In hockey, they were fighting,
and had to go in the box.
Thus, he put himself in the box

C: It's raining on America!
 His drawing is of America.

Colton helped us do yard work, but didn't like the noise
from the chainsaw, so would cover his ears like ^

Me: The Mama-engine is tired.
C: NO! You need to go exercise before you can be tired!

Sigh.

Mamarazzi

C: I'm going to try, but I'm not, because I'm going to try, but I'm not, because I'm going to try.
Got all that?

C: It's only ooh-ooh, because there's no more eee-eee!
(while holding up a stuffed monkey)

Colton did not want the mamarazzi this morning



C: What did you say, Mom? I mean Dad.
C is not the only Reuther boy that does this, as I understand :)

C: Mom, you can only have one coffee or it will hurt your tummy.
Mom begs to differ!!

C: I have to get down because I have jobs to do! 
Translation: no more cuddling for you, I have trains to put together!

Colton Sings

C: Twinkle twinkle little star, in the garden what you are, like a diamond in the SKY!