Sound Advice

C: You can't be in the kitchen! Dad's cooking!

Dear Colton

4am is NOT a good time to scream that you NEED presents at the top of you lungs. Unless maybe it's Christmas.

You See Who Runs This Place

‎"BYE DAD! Thank you for coming to my house!"

Colton on Dogs

C: I don't want to go see puppies. I have two. I don't want any more. I've got enough!

Too bad, Coco.  Nanan found a pupper anyway!

Oh Thanks

C: I am SO PROUD of you! *hug* 
I was being funny.

I Have to Go Now

C: Mama, you don't need to go to work. You just need to go to the gym.
Sorry guys, guess I'll have to go... apparently I need to work out.

You Heard the Boy!

C: Mama, you don't want any more coffee. You don't! You can have 5. You can have 6-7-8-9-10-13-17! You can have 17 coffees!

On My To-Do List

C: Mama, you need to be a little boy for I can pick you up.
Okay, buddy, I'll put that on my to-do list for my next life :)

Colton on Being Old

Dad: Let's leave Cartman alone for a while. He's a very old dog.
C: He should be in a museum!

Silly Boy

Colton announced that he is running a marathon, and ran really fast at daycare today.