Colton Is Tricky

Me: Colton, come here so I can wash your hands!
Me: Colton? 1….2….
C: (from bathroom) 1-2-3 over here!
Me: No, when I say 1-2-3, you come to me!
C: But I said 1-2-3 over here!
Me: That’s not the point.
C: But I changed the points!
Me: Ugh.
C: I am tricky!

C: Mom, I need a drink!
Me: Wait til I come up and check on you.  9 minutes!
C: But Mom, I need to go potty!
Me: You'll have to wait. 9 minutes.
C: I have to go potty.  Sorry!
Me: Wait.
9 minutes later, I take up the water. 
C: That feels me much better! 
And someone didn't ask to get up to potty... LOL