Weekend Words of Wisdom

C: We have a very full house!  We have friends, and potties, and bathtubs, and toilet paper, and a kitty.
(Getting ready for bed... hence the potty mouth :)

Me: We need to make you a dentist appointment soon.
C: But Mom, it's too spicy! 

C: Mom, I'm winking a lot!
(Going upstairs and blinking a lot)

C: I'm just playing; I'm making a mess!
(Outside playing in the sandbox)

C: Uh-oh!  I boomed right there! 
(Driving his truck into the wall)

C: I'm separating this on my nose! 
(*Balancing* the ball on his nose :)

C: Well, Oma, I'm done talking to you.
(While on the phone with Oma!  Rude child)