Colton and Donuts

C: You don't have to take care of the babies if you don't.
Me: If I don't?
C: Yeah, you could just feed them.
Me: Isn't feeding them taking care of them?
C: A little bit.

Dad: There, are you happy now?
C: I won't be happy until I finish my donut!
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Dad: Happy now?
C: Yeah.

Dad & C went to Frost donuts today and scored Silvertips tickets and autographs!

C: Mom, how would you like to make some donuts today?
Me: I don't have a deep fryer, buddy.  I can't.
C: Why?
Me: Because I don't. 

C: Are you gonna choose a granola bar?
Dad: No, I'm not hungry.
C: Well, when you are, just let me know, and you can choose the green kind or the other kind. 
Mmm, green kind.

Me: What kind of pasta did you choose?
C: The kind that's inside!

C: Would you make the sun stop?  It's too bright for me.
Glad you think I have that kind of power!