Colton and Donuts

C: You don't have to take care of the babies if you don't.
Me: If I don't?
C: Yeah, you could just feed them.
Me: Isn't feeding them taking care of them?
C: A little bit.

Dad: There, are you happy now?
C: I won't be happy until I finish my donut!
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Dad: Happy now?
C: Yeah.

Dad & C went to Frost donuts today and scored Silvertips tickets and autographs!

C: Mom, how would you like to make some donuts today?
Me: I don't have a deep fryer, buddy.  I can't.
C: Why?
Me: Because I don't. 

C: Are you gonna choose a granola bar?
Dad: No, I'm not hungry.
C: Well, when you are, just let me know, and you can choose the green kind or the other kind. 
Mmm, green kind.

Me: What kind of pasta did you choose?
C: The kind that's inside!

C: Would you make the sun stop?  It's too bright for me.
Glad you think I have that kind of power!

Colton Is Logical

Dad: Do you remember what makes bananas turn brown?
C: Yeah. We didn't eat them!

Dad: Did you get lunch all over your shirt?
C: No!
Dad: Then what's that?
C: Nothing!

C: I am very speedy! I run very fast, but go slow up the hill, in case I fall.

Me: I'm going to wear your Thomas jams!
C: No, you can't! I'm going to wear them!
Me: I will be sad without Thomas footies.
C: But you can have the piano. It's your size!