Colton Does Sarcasm

Somebody didn't want his picture
taken today.

C: I want to go somewhere special today!
Me: You did.  You were at Jordan's.
C: No! I want to go somewhere specialer than that.  I want to go to the train store.
Me: We'll see.

Me: I don't take boys with that kind of attitude anywhere.
C: Are you really sure?

C: Hey Mom! Guess what!  You were a good mom today, so you get to play trains! And you get to move one!

C: Are you going to be a good dad?
Dad: Aren't I always a good dad?

And a Momism ~
Me: Stoopid, it's Shrek! 
(Shrek is referred to as Stoopid.. which anyone that knows him will understand.  I meant to say it was just Colton making all that noise, so no need to bark at him)

Dad: It's all tied up!
C: (flat voice) Yay. Just what I always wanted.

C: I spelled "M&M Please" on the board for me and I spelled it for Mom too.
Woohoo!

C: Will it be tomorrow after the next day?

C: They should have an S to make a boat.
Me: There isn't an s in boat.
C: But to make more boats, they need an S. 
Me: True.

C: I'm snug as a bug in a light-bulb!