Colton in the Kitchen

He put his full name on the fridge

C: Can I lick my fingers?
Me: Sure, I guess.  It (Crisco) doesn't really taste like anything.
C: It tastes like milk!

We're making Blueberry Zucchini Bread ~ Er, we're making it into muffins and using a cake pan for the other half.

Me: Did you like your muffin?
C: Yeah!  And when I'm done, I'm gonna want to try the cake!
Me: It's the same thing, silly.

C: These blueberries are just making my hands too cold!  Why did you have to freeze them for so long?

Playing car hockey... to which only he knows the rules ~
C: That was a good, nice shot!

C: Mom, you don't have my permission to my trains.
I assume he means to play with.  Sigh.