Colton Goes to the Hockey Game

C: This is such an instructive time!

C: Aren't you glad I'm doing something constructive instead of just keeping asking when it is time to go to the game?

C: I'm doing all this homework!
(He's coloring and has decided it is homework)

Me: Do you see the moon?
C: Yeah!  I can even see what it's made out of!
Me: And what is it made out of?
C: Rocks.

C: I wish I had a really long net so I could catch the moon.
Me: What would you do with the moon if you caught it?
C: We'd put it outside, and we'd bring it inside on windy days.

C: If we had a million fireflies inside my room, they'd look like stars, and be just like aerospace!

Wearing his "fall" shirt

Me: Did you have fun tonight?
C: Not really.
Me: How come?
C: Because the other team didn't win.
Me: The other team did win.
C: I mean our team didn't win and got shutted out.

C: We need to bring in a goalie fighter! Guess what he does!
Dad: He fights other goalies.
C: And he has lots of pads.
Dad: Like the sumo fighters?
C: Only he'd have so many pads that he wouldn't be seen!
Dad: Oh, so a ninja-goalie-fighter?
C: Yeah! 

C: You can sleep on my bottom bunk.
Me: No thanks, I think I'll sleep in my own bed tonight.  That sounds really nice.
C: But I will be SO BORED without you here!

Thank you, Auntie Melissa!