My Knight in Shining Armor

At Pump It Up ~
C: I'm so excited I can hear the air!

Me: You didn’t wear your listening ears today.
C: They’re broken.
Me: We’re going to have to get you some new ones.
C: There aren’t any. Everyone just took them.
Me: We should get yours fixed then.
C: We’ll have to take them to the mechanic.
Me: Who’s the mechanic?
C: Dad.
Me: I’m sure he’d be happy to fix your ears.

C: Denton needs to noose. He’s sucking his thumb, so he should noose.

C: What if we were all kings? And all the girls would be queens and princesses. And you would be a princess.
Me: A princess? How come?
C: Because you didn’t get enough points.
Me: And how do you get points?
C: You didn’t get enough medals. You only have 6, and you need 6 million medals!
Guess I better get running…

C: And Dad is the king!
Me: How come he is a king and not a prince? He doesn’t have any medals.
C: Because kings don’t need anything to be kings. They just wear crowns on their heads.
Me: Are you a king?
C: No, I am a knight!

C: And princesses cook the food, that’s why you need to be the princess.

C: The babies are baby knights and as they get more medals, they get closer and closer to being a king.
Me: I thought you didn’t need any medals to be king?
C: When they grow, they get more and more medals. Make sense?
Me: Not really.
C: But it has to! Believe me!

C: And when I get married, I’m gonna be married 6 billion times! Because I don’t want to have no Christmas bells.

C: What would you like the knight in shining armor to do?
Me: Go play.