Colton on Cuddles

C: I'm kinda busy this weekend, amn't I? (aren't/am I?)
Me: Yeah.
C: That's why I don't cuddle very much.  So I'm gonna give you a hug.

C: Aren't you excited that it's an early release day?
Me: Why are you so excited?
C: So I get to cuddle with you at a different time.

C: But I don't want pizza for dinner! Pizza isn't healthy for you.
Me: Chicken and fries aren't healthy for you either.
C: Yes, they are!  Only treats are healthy!

C: I'm SOOOOO hungry!
Me: It's sooooo not dinner time yet.
C: But I can't even hold it!

C: Mom? I love you.  I made you this postcard!  It says I love you on it.

Watching the debates ~

C: I'm giving you an example of what President Obama should do [as he body slams D]. Whenever someone falls on him, he should lift him up and go on top of him. And I will give him some Iron Man gloves to help him too.

C: I want the battle between America and the other guys. (aka the Olympics)

Me: This is the battle for the President of the United States. We can either have Romney or Obama.
C: What about…George Washington?
Me: He’s dead. He lived a long time ago.

C: Who is going to win?  When are they going to fight? 

LOL!