The Quicker-Picker-Upper

Me: I don't need any help right now.
C: Why?
Me: I think you might slow me down.
C: No, I will quick you up!

SJHA Team White!

C: I'm turning into a real pirate!
C went to a pirate birthday party this afternoon and got some fake gold.  He's convinced he's a pirate now.


#14 in the house!

Me: Aren't you happy that your room is so clean?
C: NO!
Me: Why not?  That means we can move your desk in.
C: That's the only reason I am happy.

Colton & Bridger

C: Every time I read a book, you need to give me a dollar.
Me: ... *laugh*
C: Because it's a reward.
Me: I'm not paying you to read.  I will give you a sticker if you can read the book to me, but that's about it.