The Quicker-Picker-Upper

Me: I don't need any help right now.
C: Why?
Me: I think you might slow me down.
C: No, I will quick you up!

SJHA Team White!

C: I'm turning into a real pirate!
C went to a pirate birthday party this afternoon and got some fake gold.  He's convinced he's a pirate now.


#14 in the house!

Me: Aren't you happy that your room is so clean?
C: NO!
Me: Why not?  That means we can move your desk in.
C: That's the only reason I am happy.

Colton & Bridger

C: Every time I read a book, you need to give me a dollar.
Me: ... *laugh*
C: Because it's a reward.
Me: I'm not paying you to read.  I will give you a sticker if you can read the book to me, but that's about it.

Eat Me. Drink Me.

Children's Library 11/17

Parents are SO boring!

C: Everyone is leaving and going to my house!
Me: They are? What are they going to do there?
C: They will biff and bash and crash into each other!

C: I love you very much and I need a kiss!

C: You can't eat me, I'm hot chocolate!  You have to drink me!

C: Don't talk to me about our Christmas tree.  Let's just get it out!
That's the plan, monkey man!