Colton on Evolution

C: Who made the Earth?
Me: I don't know. A bunch of gasses exploded and made the sun, the moon, and the stars.
C: Who was the first person on the Earth?
Me: Depends on who you ask.  The bible says God made Adam, and he was the first one.  Scientists say we gradually evolved and became humans.
C: But the dinosaurs were here first.
Me: Right.
C: And then the presidents.
Me: Yes.
C: And then the builders.
Me: The builders came before us?
C: Yeah, they had to build houses and cars so we can drive.
Me: Oh, right.  And then us?
C: Yeah.  Only you came before me because you're older than me.
Me: Are you calling me old?
C: Yeah!