Colton on Evolution

C: Who made the Earth?
Me: I don't know. A bunch of gasses exploded and made the sun, the moon, and the stars.
C: Who was the first person on the Earth?
Me: Depends on who you ask.  The bible says God made Adam, and he was the first one.  Scientists say we gradually evolved and became humans.
C: But the dinosaurs were here first.
Me: Right.
C: And then the presidents.
Me: Yes.
C: And then the builders.
Me: The builders came before us?
C: Yeah, they had to build houses and cars so we can drive.
Me: Oh, right.  And then us?
C: Yeah.  Only you came before me because you're older than me.
Me: Are you calling me old?
C: Yeah!

Colton on Difficult Tracks

Stealth game ~ we heard far too
many "bad guy goals" tonight.

C: I have the biggest train track in the whole world, [bigger] than the museum!

C: The train is coming to a difficult bend in the road!

C: This track is really big, and difficult, and shiny!

C: (singing) ... sleeping dog on his bed!
Me: Sleeping dog on his bed?
C: Don't say that! Only I can say that!

C: In the pizza, there's gonna be squetti!  (Play-doh)

C: Mom, I'm hot. I think I've been out in the rain too long.

C: I think Mom doesn't want to go to the 'crosse game!
(I was catching a snooze between Dora episodes.)