Colton on Being Gentle

Watching for his friend with his "telescope"

C: I like being a fireman!
Me: Do you drive the fire truck?
C: No, because I don't know how to drive. If there's a fire, you can drive, and I'll put on the sirens!

C: Can you run fast?
Me: I can't run right now, remember? I have an owie on my tummy.
C: Could you run fast if they were gentler when they took the babies out?
LOL! I'm not sure they can make a c-section any more gentle!

Me: No guns.
C: I'm just pretending that I'm a Transformer.
Me: That's fine, but no guns. I don't like guns.
C: But Transformers have guns!
Duh, Mom.

Colton Makes Noise

Dinner conversation ~
C: I like to make lots of noise and say lots of words. TADA! See?

Making muffins is hard work.

C: Why do we have a messy-messy house?
Me: Probably because you didn't pick up your toys. Don't you think we should pick them up?
C: Not right now. I am too busy.

SPOOOOOON!

C: Did you knock over my train?
Me: Yes.
C: Don't do it again or I will put you in time out!
Me: Okay.
C: For 5 minutes!
Me: Okay!

Srsly, I'm happy to go!