Colton on Being Gentle

Watching for his friend with his "telescope"

C: I like being a fireman!
Me: Do you drive the fire truck?
C: No, because I don't know how to drive. If there's a fire, you can drive, and I'll put on the sirens!

C: Can you run fast?
Me: I can't run right now, remember? I have an owie on my tummy.
C: Could you run fast if they were gentler when they took the babies out?
LOL! I'm not sure they can make a c-section any more gentle!

Me: No guns.
C: I'm just pretending that I'm a Transformer.
Me: That's fine, but no guns. I don't like guns.
C: But Transformers have guns!
Duh, Mom.