Colton in Huh, What?

Me: Why don't you have any clothes on?
C: I got distracted.


C: I found a word that rhymes with keys!
Me: Yeah?
C: Please!  They both have the word ease at the end!

Me (looking in on C, who was looking at the answer key to the word search): What are you doing?
C: I'm looking back here to help me spell.

Halloween with the Lights On

The Imagine Children's Museum had their Halloween with the Lights On event today.  The kids get to dress up and the museum has fun things for them to do. 

Disappearing ghost poop

C: Dad, we're just going to Opa's house for a quick visit!  Just one minute!
Never mind that Opa's house is 3 hrs away...

Curtains are fun!  Tho not an official exhibit.

C: I only like green slime! This yellow slime is just hurting my feelings!
Mom fail.  I picked out the yellow slime instead of the green stuff. Of course, it wasn't an issue til we were on our way home...

Colton makes a Frankenstein...but didn't want a picture

taken with it.

C: Dad, when Mom had one baby in her tummy, and I had one baby in my tummy, and you had one baby....
Dad: Uh, I don't want to have a baby!

Nonsense!

                                                       

C: Where's my dad's sandwich?

Me: I think Cartman ate it.  Sorry, buddy.

C: Oh. My dad will get a new one and I will EAT IT ALL!  And I will say nonsense to Cartman!

Me: Go find your shoes so we can leave!
C: I only can find one shoe. And I have two feet.  If I had three feet, I would need three shoes.
True story.



Me: What did you eat?

C: Cookie crumbs.

Me: I mean, what's right here on your lip?

C: Crayon.

Me: You ate the crayon? (green marker)
C: No, I licked it.