Nonsense!

                                                       

C: Where's my dad's sandwich?

Me: I think Cartman ate it.  Sorry, buddy.

C: Oh. My dad will get a new one and I will EAT IT ALL!  And I will say nonsense to Cartman!

Me: Go find your shoes so we can leave!
C: I only can find one shoe. And I have two feet.  If I had three feet, I would need three shoes.
True story.



Me: What did you eat?

C: Cookie crumbs.

Me: I mean, what's right here on your lip?

C: Crayon.

Me: You ate the crayon? (green marker)
C: No, I licked it.