Nanan: Your silly-willies are in first grade?
C: Yeah! And when I'm in second grade, they'll be in third grade! And when I'm in high school, they'll be in college! Do you know why I sent my silly-willies to school?
Me: No, why?
C: Because they'd be bored with nothing to do!
C: Tomorrow it's just gonna be scattered-showers-pouring-rain.
I picked up a couple of foam crowns and Colton spent all day playing "kings."
C: My king is named King Super!
C: No, my king is really named King County! And Jordan's queen is Queen County!
Kids got play money tonight while trick-or-treating ~
C: Mom? Is $1,000,000 bigger than $2,000?
Me: Yes.
C: So, then I can buy my own computer!
Me: Sorry, buddy, that was play money.
C: But how come it won't work?
Me: It's not real. Sorry.