Colton Does Halloween

C: Mom, I'm gonna turn you into a banana! And I'm going to cover your face and arms and all your parts. And I'm gonna eat ya! 

Uhhhh...

C: Nobody can't sit here!  Mom, don't sit on the crumbs!  [from his cookie yesterday, LOL]

C: Stop that dancing! You can't dance when you're eating!
Phhhfffft!

C: Hey guys, let's not talk.  But you have to talk to me!

Looks like a pumpkin, no?

C: Mom, you have to pause my dad!

C: I am going to knock down the roof, because this is the old roof.

Me: That sounds expensive.

C: It sounds like good.

Host: What are you for Halloween?
C: I'm a pumpkin! 

Me: We had stinky feet for lunch! Mmm!  They were yummy!

C: We don't like stinky feet because it's too spicy! 

Spider

C: I'm just laying on the ground because I am a little sad.

Me: I'm sorry you are sad.

C: I'm sad because I worked too much.

Me: Are you chilly, buddy?

C: No, the sun is out.