Colton Wants a House

Mr. Suave

C: When I'm 13 and know how to drive, can I buy a house?
Me: You can drive when you're 16, though you probably won't have enough money to buy a house by then.
C: If I get lucky, the tooth fairy will just give me $1,000.
Me: Mmm, the tooth fairy isn't that rich.  Usually you get $0.50 or a $1.  Why do you want your own house?
C: So I can have as much screen time as I want.  And also so it's more quieter. So I don't have babies screaming in my ear all the time.  And if I already have a car, and still have money left over, I'm going to go to a place where they have dogs, and get a little dog.  And I'll also go to the store and get some treats, because my dog might like treats.

Second pair

C: I like these glasses better because they're more in style.
Who is this child?! 

Colton Gets a Jersey

#11, SJHA Rink Rats White!

Me: Do you need to be scooted in?
C: Yeah, I'm too close away.

C: I really love my baby brothers!

C: For my second breakfast, can I have toast?
Me: Sure.
C: Hey, can I have that toast?
Me: No, that's mine.
C: Why can't I have the first toast?
Me: Because this is my breakfast. I didn't have cereal first.
C: But there's plenty for ya!

C: I found both of the same things, but they're different. (dominoes)

C: Look, see, this quarter counter thing is for my computer. It keeps it running!  (dominoes)

Me: Jordan's coming to the gym.
C: Before we even leave?
Me: When we go, he'll be there.

C: Maybe, if I eat a good lunch, I can have some of that peanut butter candy or that fudge kind. I really like that fudge kind.

Happy Movember!

Colton Is up with the Sunset

Me: Ready to get up?
C: Yeah!  And when I was asleep, I saw a strange apple!

C: Wait a fishy! Wait a doggy! Wait a ...  Hey Mom, why are you not talking to me?
Me: Because I'm tired.
C: Well, but there is no bed here.  See the nice sunset? 
Me: It's 7:30 in the morning.  It's called a sunrise.

Me: How's my pajama-boy?
C: I'm not a pajama-boy!  I'm the breakfast guy!

Me: You're driving me crazy!
C: No, I'm making you nuts!

C: Hey Mom, you go to daycare because I have to exercise! (said while on the stairclimber)

Me: Okay, I am going to play on the re-puter! (post @ park)
C: I put on golf for you!  Did you do the big slide? C'mon Mom, I'll show you how to do the big slide!

C: Did you have a good workout?
Me: Yeah.  How was your workout?
C: I'm not done yet. 

Me: Did you get a towel?
C: They didn't have any.  But when I was exercising, I had a towel.  And I threw it away for you!

Me: I have snowmen jammies!
C: And I have puppies!  They are the same size!
Me: Mmm, I think I'm a little taller than you, kiddo.