Colton Is up with the Sunset

Me: Ready to get up?
C: Yeah!  And when I was asleep, I saw a strange apple!

C: Wait a fishy! Wait a doggy! Wait a ...  Hey Mom, why are you not talking to me?
Me: Because I'm tired.
C: Well, but there is no bed here.  See the nice sunset? 
Me: It's 7:30 in the morning.  It's called a sunrise.

Me: How's my pajama-boy?
C: I'm not a pajama-boy!  I'm the breakfast guy!

Me: You're driving me crazy!
C: No, I'm making you nuts!

C: Hey Mom, you go to daycare because I have to exercise! (said while on the stairclimber)

Me: Okay, I am going to play on the re-puter! (post @ park)
C: I put on golf for you!  Did you do the big slide? C'mon Mom, I'll show you how to do the big slide!

C: Did you have a good workout?
Me: Yeah.  How was your workout?
C: I'm not done yet. 

Me: Did you get a towel?
C: They didn't have any.  But when I was exercising, I had a towel.  And I threw it away for you!

Me: I have snowmen jammies!
C: And I have puppies!  They are the same size!
Me: Mmm, I think I'm a little taller than you, kiddo.