C: Here's your new iPod, but I didn't put any of your games on it.
Me: Well, why would I want that?
C: Because I just know how to play 3 games.
Me: Get dressed, buddy.
C: I can't. My mothers are too tired.
Me: Your mothers are too tired? Yes, yes I am.
C: No, my muscles are too tired!
C: Can I have some candy?
Me: No, because the lunch we're having is a treat, so we don't need candy too.
C: I don't call it a treat. It's a good vegetable for me, and will make me run really fast!
LOL, Spuds is a veggie? Score!
Me: What are you going to remember today when we go on a bike ride?
C: To listen.
Me: Yes, and make sure that you can always see me.
C: I will just stop at the corners! Is that a good idea? And I will use my binoculars, so I can always see you.
C: That bike ride really tired me out.
Me: That was the point.
C: And now I have lots of energy!
Me: Wait a minute....
