Colton Gets Dirty

Playing kickball @ Granddad's

C: Stinky feet are spicy!  And sweaty! And I don't like them!

C: Mom, I smell dirty.  I think I need a bath!
I think someone likes his bath paints!
 
C: In the morning, can we play in the dirt?

Me: Eat your fries!
C: But I did.
Me: Then what are these?
C: These are not fries, they're potatoes!

Me: What's the matter?
C: Nothing's not the matter, that's what's the matter!