How Bout Them Apples?

C: I couldn't find Netflix.
Me: You have to scroll all the way down to the red folder.
C: Oh, I forgot to keep the TV on!

C: I really want to hang glide!
Dad: Where did that come from?
C: I just do!  And you can hold the rope!

C: Do you think Santa Claus came?
Me: I don't know, go check the tree!

C: I like the apple kind of apple juice!  Not the peach kind.

C: When Christmas is all done, I'll be ready to live at the park.

C: It sure is foggy.  But it's sunny over there!  Let's go play over there!

C: Let's check on the muffins!  They look pretty good!  But they're not as big as mountains. They can't get that big or they'll get burnt.

Colton Is Helpful

See Mom! I'm wearing your bracelet!

Last night ~
Me: We're going home to have dinner before hockey.
C: But I don't want dinner.
Me: I'll eat it!
C: Oh thanks, Mom!

This morning ~
Me: You need to put on some pants, or you're gonna have chilly buns!
C: No, I just want eggs for breakfast.

C: Can I open this?  (An advent calendar that he has been impatiently waiting to open)

Me: We need to call Oma today to say Happy Birthday!
C: Is everybody gonna be there? 
Me: We'll be there in 3 weeks! 

C: I can't find my crayons.

Me: I see some crayons, but where's your tub?

C: In here (takes me to the bathroom). 
Me: Wrong tub, buddy.

Dad: B-l-u-e-b-e-r-r-i-e-s are on sale at the store.
Me: But Colton doesn't like blueberries!
C: Yes I do!
Me: You need to help Mama remember them at the store.
C: They're blue, and they have yummy stuff inside.

Me: Yes, boss!
C: I'm not the boss!
Me: Who's the boss?
C: You are!