Colton Is Helpful

See Mom! I'm wearing your bracelet!

Last night ~
Me: We're going home to have dinner before hockey.
C: But I don't want dinner.
Me: I'll eat it!
C: Oh thanks, Mom!

This morning ~
Me: You need to put on some pants, or you're gonna have chilly buns!
C: No, I just want eggs for breakfast.

C: Can I open this?  (An advent calendar that he has been impatiently waiting to open)

Me: We need to call Oma today to say Happy Birthday!
C: Is everybody gonna be there? 
Me: We'll be there in 3 weeks! 

C: I can't find my crayons.

Me: I see some crayons, but where's your tub?

C: In here (takes me to the bathroom). 
Me: Wrong tub, buddy.

Dad: B-l-u-e-b-e-r-r-i-e-s are on sale at the store.
Me: But Colton doesn't like blueberries!
C: Yes I do!
Me: You need to help Mama remember them at the store.
C: They're blue, and they have yummy stuff inside.

Me: Yes, boss!
C: I'm not the boss!
Me: Who's the boss?
C: You are!