Colton Has a Feeling

C: I'm freezing, Mom!
Me: You are?  I'm fine, so maybe you should put on some socks.
C: I'm just feeling 31 degrees!

C: The Flyers have a penalty.  That's like a time-out.
Me: Thanks, bud.  But I know what a penalty is.

Me: My friend thought we could put together a memory book about Cartman.  Would you like to help me with that?
C: Yeah!  So we can remember him and always have him as our dog. 
♥

RIP Cartman 2/3/13 

Colton Gets a New 'Do!

New 'do!  2/7

C: Dad, I just tooted for you!
Dad: Oh, thanks.

C: Smell this, Mom! (cork)
Me: No thanks.
C: But it smells like beer and you like beer!

C: This is how you play hockey!  You have to practice really hard!

C: I'm the firementor!
Me: The what?
C: Do you know what that is?
Me: Nope. 
C: It's when you have to drive really fast and hard!

Score!

The boy just delivered a bowl of creamer to me (overturned mountain full of legos and trains). Sad that I'm out of coffee to go with.