Colton Gets a New 'Do!

New 'do!  2/7

C: Dad, I just tooted for you!
Dad: Oh, thanks.

C: Smell this, Mom! (cork)
Me: No thanks.
C: But it smells like beer and you like beer!

C: This is how you play hockey!  You have to practice really hard!

C: I'm the firementor!
Me: The what?
C: Do you know what that is?
Me: Nope. 
C: It's when you have to drive really fast and hard!