Colton Gives a Ticket

("Mom I am mad at u")
Because I wouldn't let him dig for bones, in the dog yard,
with his hockey stick.... because ew.

C hands me the above note ~
C: Mom, I am mad at you, and I am very sorry.
 

Jensen thwaps Colton with a toy ~
C: OW!  Mom, this is why I only wanted one baby!
Me: Well, we can't give one back now.

Still working on smiling nicely...
Silvertips game 3/17

Me: Wow, look at it hail!
C: YAY!  That means it's getting Christmaser!

Colton and the Balloons

*POP*
C: Oh no! It popped and I'll never have balloons again! *sob*
Me: Colton, come here.  We have more!
C: You saved my life! 

C: Since you saved my life, you can blow up the last balloon!

C: Can I play on your iPod?
Me: No.
C: Why don't you ever share?

C: Can I play on your iPod?
Me: No.
C: Is it because I cut my hair?
Me: No, it's because I said no.
C's already short hair is a little choppy on one side now.  Sigh.

Dad: I said no more food until dinner.  You need to listen to us, or you will ruin your appetite for the special dinner I brought home.
C: But eating is fun!

*CRASH*
Me: I'm okay.
C: What were you doing?
Me: Something stupid.
C: What were you doing that was stupid?
Me: I'm not telling you, so you don't do it too.

C: Can I play on your iPod tomorrow because I'm going to just be sitting, sitting, sitting with NOTHING to do!
Me: It's preschool day tomorrow, bud.
C: But I don't like preschool!
Me: You love preschool. 
C: And I'm gonna wear my Angry Birds shirt tomorrow!  Because I love Angry Birds!

Colton Sees Songs

         Not sure what that          
face was about

C: No, I can’t see the song very well! (Dad got between him and the TV and was dancing to the Thomas song)

C: My tortellinis tasted like *kissy face.*

Me: I'm sorry I got you too much ice cream.
C (dejected): That's okay.

C: That cake looks like an up thing! (train ramp, we think)

Bananas!

Colton writes his name:  C-O-T(whoops)-L-(BIG)O-N

C: BAH-NANA *gales of laughter*  (referring to Nanan)
Nanan: That's BahNanaN to you. If you're going to make fun of my name, get it right!

11:30pm (coughing) ~
C: I woke up really early!
Me: No, it's still late.  Here's some water.  Go back to sleep.
C: I was just thirsty.
Me: Night, buddy.

2:30am (coughing) ~
Me: Need some water?
C: Is it time to be awake? I want to be awake.
Me: Nope, it's time for more water.  Night, buddy.