Colton and the Balloons

*POP*
C: Oh no! It popped and I'll never have balloons again! *sob*
Me: Colton, come here.  We have more!
C: You saved my life! 

C: Since you saved my life, you can blow up the last balloon!

C: Can I play on your iPod?
Me: No.
C: Why don't you ever share?

C: Can I play on your iPod?
Me: No.
C: Is it because I cut my hair?
Me: No, it's because I said no.
C's already short hair is a little choppy on one side now.  Sigh.

Dad: I said no more food until dinner.  You need to listen to us, or you will ruin your appetite for the special dinner I brought home.
C: But eating is fun!

*CRASH*
Me: I'm okay.
C: What were you doing?
Me: Something stupid.
C: What were you doing that was stupid?
Me: I'm not telling you, so you don't do it too.

C: Can I play on your iPod tomorrow because I'm going to just be sitting, sitting, sitting with NOTHING to do!
Me: It's preschool day tomorrow, bud.
C: But I don't like preschool!
Me: You love preschool. 
C: And I'm gonna wear my Angry Birds shirt tomorrow!  Because I love Angry Birds!