Growing Angles

C: Mom, my angles in my feet hurt!

C: I would like some refreshing ice tea because that’s what Dad gave me this morning!

Me: Go brush your teeth and come down for stories.
C: I'm just gonna zoom my teeth and they're gonna be clean as gold!

Me: Can you think of something on your body that starts with the letter E?
C: Ear wax!
Me: And where do you find ear wax?
C: I don't know.

C: I need to see that ruler!  It has a 12 on it!

Watch This!

C: The brakes on my car are for switching on jet fuel, and going super fast!

C: I'm gonna take Mom's car!
Might as well, there's no gas in it anyway.

Me: Should we have two girl babies, two boy babies, or a boy and a girl baby come live with us?
C: One baby!
Dad: No, there will be two.
Me: Two girls or two boys?
C: Two boys!
Me: Figures, I'll be out-numbered!

Dad: Can you unbuckle, buddy?
C: Yeah.
*click*
C: Hey Dad, watch this!
*faceplants right into the glass of his window*

Dad: What was your favorite part of the day?
C: EATING PUDDING! 
He also told me earlier that he & They had a fun parking lot picnic while waiting for the car.

C: I tooted two times!  I tooted for both of you!
Uh, thanks?