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C: The brakes on my car are for switching on jet fuel, and going super fast!

C: I'm gonna take Mom's car!
Might as well, there's no gas in it anyway.

Me: Should we have two girl babies, two boy babies, or a boy and a girl baby come live with us?
C: One baby!
Dad: No, there will be two.
Me: Two girls or two boys?
C: Two boys!
Me: Figures, I'll be out-numbered!

Dad: Can you unbuckle, buddy?
C: Yeah.
*click*
C: Hey Dad, watch this!
*faceplants right into the glass of his window*

Dad: What was your favorite part of the day?
C: EATING PUDDING! 
He also told me earlier that he & They had a fun parking lot picnic while waiting for the car.

C: I tooted two times!  I tooted for both of you!
Uh, thanks?