Colton Is a Cheeseball

Me: I saw the celery was starting to come up.
C: And the celery is all to you!
Me: Yum, I love celery.  Don't you?
C: I just love chocolate.
Touche.

C: This bug was just bugging me nuts!

Me: Did the Easter Bunny come visit?
C: Yeah!  He actually magically actually threw the basket through the window into the trunk, but didn't break the glass. 

C: And my Nanan said we could have a little chocolate every hour, so that cookie I just ate was for 1 o'clock, and now I need my 2 o'clock treat!

Me: What are you doing?
C: Smelling to see if I can find the jelly beans that you hid. 

We Do Not Eat Our Cartmans

  Head stand on the couch     

Me: I'm really hungry, should I eat Cartman?
C: No, he's made of dohs!  (doh=dog fur)

C: I'm screwing a lot of stuff!
Uhh...  (he was using a screwdriver)

C: I don't want to sleep in my old bed!  I'm going to wait to sleep til my bunk beds come! 

C: I really love Red Robin! It's my favorite place!

C: It's not melon, it's 'lope! (cantaloupe)

Me: What was your favorite part of the day?
C: Eating my fries.

C: I smell popcorn!  (after the pizza came out of the oven)

Dad: Uncle Justin is here!
C: Huh?
Dad: UNCLE JUSTIN IS HERE! Are you deaf?
C: Yeah. Just don't yell.

C to Lisa: You need to go back to the couch and talk!