Colton Does Mother's Day

D: Water-pool?
Me: Sorry, buddy, it's too cold out there.
C: Then why is it sunny?!

Me: Hopefully we'll luck out and it won't rain when we go up to Camano.

C: Yeah, because it's closest to the sun.

C: When are we going to get the sister?  

Me: Pretty soon.  Our paperwork is all done.

C: Yeah, because I'm really lonely back here in the back seat all by myself. 

C (sees an extra car seat): Are we stopping to get a sister on the way home?! 

LOL, yeah, we'll just stop at WalMart.  They have everything there!

C: When are we gonna have more babies at home?
Me: I'm pretty sure we're all done having babies.
C: You should just have 200, so when they're my age and you want to relax, we can just do all the work.
Me: That would be a lot of babies to cook.
C: Huh?
Me: It takes 9 months before babies are ready to come out.
C: You can have four at a time!
Me: Uhhh.. That still sounds like an awful lot of work to me.

Colton Throws Dad Under the Bus

Children's Library

C: I'm faster than a jet-engine-rocket-runner! 

Me: Looks like the peas are starting to grow.
C: Yippee!

C: And I'm gonna break this house!
Me: Why?
C: Every time you make me dry my hands, I don't like it!
The horrors!

Me: What'd you have for breakfast today?
C: We got a NEW kind of special cereal and it's colorful!
Dad: Worst. Secret-keeper. Ever!
Cereal in question: Froot Loops.