Colton Throws Dad Under the Bus

Children's Library

C: I'm faster than a jet-engine-rocket-runner! 

Me: Looks like the peas are starting to grow.
C: Yippee!

C: And I'm gonna break this house!
Me: Why?
C: Every time you make me dry my hands, I don't like it!
The horrors!

Me: What'd you have for breakfast today?
C: We got a NEW kind of special cereal and it's colorful!
Dad: Worst. Secret-keeper. Ever!
Cereal in question: Froot Loops.