O Colton! My Colton!

Everyone needs a penned Zhu Zhu Pet
in their kitchen, right?

C: Boston has a car without a roof!
Me: Yeah, those kind of cars are called convertibles.
C: Know what I call them?
Me: What?
C: I call them really neat cars. 

C: And Mom? When Boston's car runs out of batteries, you have to charge it.  It's just like your iPod, but it's bigger and has wheels.

C: Hey, there's a hotel!
Me: Yep. You like hotels, huh?
C: Yeah.
Me: What do you like about them?
C: Then we just wouldn't have to worry about sleeping in the car.  That would be nasty!

C:  When is Justin coming to my house again?
Me: Hopefully soon.  Did you know that he has a new house and we went to go see it when you were gone?
C: I just want him to come to my house.  And when he comes to my house, I'm gonna climb on him!

C: 100 and 1,000 are different. 
Me: I know.  There are ten hundreds in a thousand.
C: Yeah.  You just have to add a zero.

C: I'm stinky!
Me: Holy cow, Colton!  Quit farting in the car!

Colton vs hockey, Round 2. Coming soon!

Colton on Rainbows

 C: I made a rainbow so I can see
one every day! 

(Text comes in)

Me: I bet that's Amy saying she's not going to Body Pump.

C: I'm too silly to go to Silly Pump!

C: We went to the beach!  And know what we had for lunch? It was yummy!  It was a lunch-t-able!

C: You need to sing the rainbow rhyme.

Me: I don't know the rainbow rhyme, sorry.

C: [whispering]  Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet too! Will you sing it?  I just don't know how to sing it loud.

Me: I'm sure you can sing it louder.

C: RED, ORANGE, YELLOW, GREEN, BLUE, INDIGO, AND VIOLET TOO!