O Colton! My Colton!

Everyone needs a penned Zhu Zhu Pet
in their kitchen, right?

C: Boston has a car without a roof!
Me: Yeah, those kind of cars are called convertibles.
C: Know what I call them?
Me: What?
C: I call them really neat cars. 

C: And Mom? When Boston's car runs out of batteries, you have to charge it.  It's just like your iPod, but it's bigger and has wheels.

C: Hey, there's a hotel!
Me: Yep. You like hotels, huh?
C: Yeah.
Me: What do you like about them?
C: Then we just wouldn't have to worry about sleeping in the car.  That would be nasty!

C:  When is Justin coming to my house again?
Me: Hopefully soon.  Did you know that he has a new house and we went to go see it when you were gone?
C: I just want him to come to my house.  And when he comes to my house, I'm gonna climb on him!

C: 100 and 1,000 are different. 
Me: I know.  There are ten hundreds in a thousand.
C: Yeah.  You just have to add a zero.

C: I'm stinky!
Me: Holy cow, Colton!  Quit farting in the car!

Colton vs hockey, Round 2. Coming soon!