C: Mom hurted my feeling!
Dad: Which feeling did she hurt?
C: I don't know.
C: Since I'm the oatmeal guy, I'm gonna have oatmeal for breakfast!
C: I want my Yellowstone movie. After all, I've been there.
Me: I've been there a couple of times. Did you know that Dad & I went there after we got married?
C: And I want to get married too!
Me: Yeah? Please wait until you're at least 18.
C: I don't want to wait that long! I never want to wait that long!
Me: I think Nanan is right. You can earn one minute of iPod time for every minute you weed with us.
C: I won't! I never like weeding!
Me: You've never done it before, so you don't know that you don't like it.
C: I did it at Oma & Opa's and I don't like it.
Me: Oh well, then you don't want any iPod minutes.
C: That just hurts my feelings!
Me: Bedtime!
C: I won't! I never like to sleep! I'm not going to sleep!
Me: Knock yourself out. But you're still going to bed.
C: Why do I always have to go to bed?
Mommy needs her sanity.
D is yelling at his toys ~
C: What is up with him?
Me: What is this animal? It starts with a W and it howls like this: oooowwooooh!
C: A walrus?
Reading the book on Mt Rushmore ~
C: And there's a picture of Mt Rushmore! ... And there's a picture of Mt Rushmore! ... And did you know I went to Mt Rushmore? ... And there's a picture of Mt Rushmore!
