Colton Won't

C: Mom hurted my feeling!
Dad: Which feeling did she hurt?
C: I don't know.

C: Since I'm the oatmeal guy, I'm gonna have oatmeal for breakfast!

C: I want my Yellowstone movie.  After all, I've been there.
Me: I've been there a couple of times.  Did you know that Dad & I went there after we got married?
C: And I want to get married too!
Me: Yeah?  Please wait until you're at least 18.
C: I don't want to wait that long!  I never want to wait that long!

Me: I think Nanan is right.  You can earn one minute of iPod time for every minute you weed with us.
C: I won't! I never like weeding!
Me: You've never done it before, so you don't know that you don't like it.
C: I did it at Oma & Opa's and I don't like it.
Me: Oh well, then you don't want any iPod minutes.
C: That just hurts my feelings!

Me: Bedtime!
C: I won't!  I never like to sleep! I'm not going to sleep!
Me: Knock yourself out.  But you're still going to bed.
C: Why do I always have to go to bed?
Mommy needs her sanity.

D is yelling at his toys ~
C: What is up with him?

Me: What is this animal? It starts with a W and it howls like this: oooowwooooh!
C: A walrus?

Reading the book on Mt Rushmore ~
C: And there's a picture of Mt Rushmore! ... And there's a picture of Mt Rushmore! ... And did you know I went to Mt Rushmore? ... And there's a picture of Mt Rushmore!