Colton's Day out with Thomas

C: When we stand at the top of the highest hill, we'll have to look to see if we can see around the whole Earth. If not, then we're in the wrong spot.

C: Can I have some peas?
Me: Here, eat this one.
C: Can I have some more?
Me: You'll have to grab one off J's tray.
...
C: All done!
Me: Did you eat all his peas?
C: I was just helping!

C: We should have Lunchtables for lunch!
Me: You already had one for snack.
C: No I didn’t. I didn’t get a treat with it, and to be a Lunchtable, it needs to have a treat with it. Got it?

Awesome fashion by Colton

C: OW!  I hurt my finger!  See?  It really hurts!
Me: I'm sorry your finger hurts, but I can't see a hurt.
C: But it really hurts! And it won't stop hurting! 
Me: I believe you.

C: I don't want to complain, but I have to complain because I just don't like cleaning up!

C: I don't want to go to bed!  I don't want to be bored!

Colton Is a Grump

Me: What did you do today?
C: Nothing exciting!
Me: Nothing at all?
C: I said I didn't do anything exciting!

Later ~
Me: What was your favorite thing today?
C: I didn't like anything!  I just liked playing with Jor.

6am the next morning ~ 
C: I think it's too early for me to be awake.
I agree!

C: Why do you never buy me something new?
Me: We don't buy something new every day.
C: Well, you could just buy more money.
Is that all?

In the bath ~
C: I'm done shaving!

C: I'm putting cinnamon in your water, so be careful!

Should I Be Worried?

Me: Do you want to play downstairs?
C: The car said no, so I can't."
Uhh, okay.

Colton the Wise

C: Mom, I'm helping Dad right now because you can't be helped.

Disneyland in Seattle?

Me: I want to go to Disneyland!
C: GREEN LAKE!!!
Not quite, Coco.