Colton Is a Grump

Me: What did you do today?
C: Nothing exciting!
Me: Nothing at all?
C: I said I didn't do anything exciting!

Later ~
Me: What was your favorite thing today?
C: I didn't like anything!  I just liked playing with Jor.

6am the next morning ~ 
C: I think it's too early for me to be awake.
I agree!

C: Why do you never buy me something new?
Me: We don't buy something new every day.
C: Well, you could just buy more money.
Is that all?

In the bath ~
C: I'm done shaving!

C: I'm putting cinnamon in your water, so be careful!