Colton Plays Doctor

C: Have you been thinking about making me happy?
Me: I always like it when you're happy, buddy.
C: What would make me even happier is to have my own swing set!
Me: I see. And where should we put it?
C: Over by my playhouse and the slide can go down into it!

C: Dad, can you pause? I need to get this eyeball out of my eye.

C: I picked this for a very good reason. If the babies are sick, and they don't have an appointment that day, you could just use this. 

C: Could you call Jordan or email Sarah to let her know I'm going to be a doctor some day?

C: This has 3 things.  The listen to heart thing, the shot-er, and this.  This (bandage scissors) is for when they get shots, they won't itch. 

C: Will I see you in the morning?
Me: No, sorry, it's a work day.
C: When will it be a running day?
Me: Saturday.

C: Did you know that teriyaki makes the best food?

C: Mom, did you know that I'm even braver than Dad?
(only with regard to going to the dentist 😉)

Colton Doesn't Want Brains

Me: BRAIIIIINS!
C: Don't call me that!
Me: I wasn't calling you that, I was grabbing your brains.
C: You can't do that anymore!  I will run really fast!  Faster than the speed lemon!  And you will just have to go the speed lemon.  I will go 60-30-60!  Is that fast?

C: Are we parking in the garage? Our voices will be difficult down there.  Are our voices difficult, Mom?
Me: They're a little distorted, yes.
C: Okay, I'll manage!

C: Do we have enough puff to go to the museum from here [library]? 
Me: We do, but it'd be a long walk for you.  I think we should probably drive.

C: I damaged my butt on that slide!

C: Why do you keep waiting here?
Me: I'm waiting for the light.
C: And I will cut down the traffic light with some really sharp scissors! 

C: We got 2 new kinds of pop-si-cicles!  Chocolate and the colorful kind!

C: Why do you love me every day?
Me: That's my job!

C: I love when you stay home all day.
Me: Me too, buddy. 
C: Why do you not stay home every time?
Me: Because I have to work.  But I'll be home every day when our babies come.
C: And I will never let them go back in your tummy!
Me: Nope, they won't ever go back.  They're going to grow and be as big as you.